First Dates & Heart Breaks...

Hey Society, We talking about first dates and heart breaks. Lets talk about the pro's of first dates you know all the romanticism that goes along with it lol if thats a word. but anywho you know how special them first dates be cause we as dudes be trying our best to impress you ladies & if you get a date nowadays girls consider yourself special kudos to all the niggas that still watch how to be a player, fake ass pimps but yeah we be doing our all to make sure the night go right first the hardest part of a first date is picking the place negroes if you aint rich fastfood is not the spot maybe on the 3rd date but the first come on man lol find a little eatery with outside seats the date should be at night maybe around 9 -10 oops almost forgot the table must have candles. the second hardest thing is your outfit you wanna wear something elegant and unique i would prefer a little suit and make sure she wears that dress she said was so special that her mom bought that she never wore lol. once you get that down packed you got the spot & the attire now you gotta have the CASH MONEY dont be fronting with your phone bill money if you aint got it tell your leading lady yall splitting that check when you get that is he serious face just be honest and say you came short but make her laugh she'll still think about it but the laugh would ease the embarrasment you just put on yourself. Thus make it a night to remember with a little activity after dinner no im not talking about sex horndogs i mean like a walk in central park or a movie play even a horse carriage ride around the city trust me it'll count in the long run. Now the cons, we start with broke niggas that wanna take yall ladies to white castle get the crave case go home and watch a bootleg like who is he fooling right lol it works sometimes tho lmao but thats just not cool if you really like the chicks Geez cant play pimp all the time show your feelings sometimes fellas another no no is touchy feely thats just dumb anyway you put it cause sometimes its fuck you up with your lady and if she doesnt mind the touchy feely you look at her in another light like she easy and thats like a period for guys you be sick in your stomach when you find out its this easy and you really like this chick we love a chase ladies not a marathon a chase so cut that 6 month bullshit out lmao. your turn ladies yall con is an attitude its a date im taking you out even tho some shit is not acceptable on first dates like the dollar menu at mickey d's but still im spending my money taking my time to make you happy tryna impress you so a attitude is the last thing you wanna do the other thing is wandering eyes listen i dont give a fuck if denzel washington walks by keep you eyes on me thats just so disrespectful or atleast do what we do sneak a peek yall be staring at a motherfucker like we not right there that hurts, another con about you ladies is the complaining about how your feet hurt & your tired number one you knew your damn feet was gonna hurt when you walked out the house and im tired too so shut up and put up with me how we gonna be an item if you cant last the first date, and fellas the number one no no is Dont Reach For That Kiss Unless Your 80% Sure She Wants It...